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Hyperia is the most overrated coaster in the UK!!!!

It is glazed to much for being the best coaster

remember people height != good woah python!!!!

the airtime is pretty good but the ride is 30 seconds long...

it decides to do this every other week!?!??!?!?

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in my opinion the flying fish is the best mack rides gmbh & co kg product in the uk as its very thrilling!!!! who cares about icon, runaway mine train, storm chaser and whatever else we have!!!!

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now i talk about monkey ride!!!

mandrill train funny cause the seats are yellow and its like mandrill is holding banana (i assume thats why the seats are yellow idk)

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Theme park community is very strange... fun fact: i removed this funfact as it was not very fun...

spinning jesus coaster

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ahhh rollercoaster unsafe!?!??!?!!?!?

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Why Rita is better than Stealth (coming from a intellectual)

Number 1: Rita's train is better looking compared to stealth!

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your probably thinking but they are basically the same!!??!?!?! its just the stock intamin train...

Rita's has ten times more aura than stealths cause its got a tuff colour scheme!!!

Number 2: Rita's launch audio is 10 times more tuff (i think its more out of sync than stealths but that adds to the aura!!!)

Rita:

Stealth:

Number 3: Rita is tuff as its layout is epic!!!!

Stealth: Launch, Tophat, Airtime Hill, Brakes, Turn, Waiting Block, Turn, Transfer, Unload, Load.

Rita: Launch: Helix, Twisted Airtime Hill, Helix, Airtime Hill, Helix, Airtime Outerbank Hill Thing, Hop into slow down brakes, Turn, Trim Brake, Turn, Waiting Brake,Transfer, Unload, Load.

Rita is more tuff as its got more elements!! Stealth just has a tophat and airtime hill which you think would be good but no the brakes start when your meant to get airtime....

Rita is also more tuff as its got thirteen next door which is very tuff. (Gold Rush vs Thirteen soon!?!?!?!?!)

saw the ride is smooth!

why hyperia is the best coaster in da world (yet again coming from a intellectual)

Number 1:
Hyperia has a very long cycle time (over 120 seconds) and is packed with alot of elements!

Number 2:
It has alot of theming which expands the rides story and adds dramatic story telling features

Number 3:
Its very reliable and has little to no downtime

Number 4:
Its a very tall rollercoaster (over 400ft) and we all know height == good (woah python)

Number 5:
It has over the shoulder restraints which are very comefortable!

Number 6:
It has a amazing splashdown element which looks epic offride

Number 7:
Its made by B&M so you just know its good and very smooth

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Octonauts vs Flying Fish vs Runaway Mine Train

Runaway Mine Train as it has the most aura farming move ever:

Flying Fish is rough and is uncomfortable due to how its track is shaped.

Octonauts is actually pretty good and has the nice water effect but does not have as much aura.

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Why the Vekoma SLC is the smoothest and best model on the market!

Number 1: They use over the shoulder restraints which are very comfortable and don't cause head banging!!!
(why do people choose to have there feet out on inverts?!?!?!?)

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Theses are 10 times worse and are very uncomfortable!!! They are digusting and should be removed forever!!!!!

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Number 2: They have the SMOOTHEST layouts on the market!!!! Vekoma go vekoyes!

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Number 3: Alot of different layouts on offer including custom and premade layouts!!! SO MUCH TO OFFER!!!!

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Number 4: They can fit basically anywhere and look TUFF just look at infusion which is over the water!! NOW THATS AURA FARMING!!!

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Number 5: They just have to much aura just look at Kumali at Flamingo Land, its just very peak and smooth!!!! (trust me i have ridden it 100%)

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Number 6: Don't just take my word for it!!! Look at theses people having the time of their life!!!!!!!

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Number 7: I would never lie about something like this!!!!

Number 8: anonymous user said:

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Number 9: SLC = Supreme Luxury Coaster

Number 10: SLC = Silk Like Coaster

Number 11: SLC = Super Level Comfort

Number 12: SLC = Supreme Levitation Contraption

Number 13: SLC = Signature Legendary Coaster

Number 14: SLC = Soft Landing Coaster

Number 14: SLC = Smooth Looping Champion

Number 14: SLC = Supernatural Linear Comfort

Number 15: SLC = Signature Layout Classic

Number 16: SLC = Softly Looping Coaster

Number 17: SLC = Sitdown Looping Coaster

Number 18: I would never lie about something like this!!!!

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Number 19: Someone made a tuff edit so you know its true

Number 20: I would never lie about something like this!!!!

Spinball Whizzer vs Dragons Fury vs Rattlesnake vs Cobra

Cobra has been eliminated as its made by Gerstlauer.

Enjoy Land Of The Dragons soundtrack until I have finished this...

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coaster youtubers which i think are tuff

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El Toro Ryan

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